Number of Attendees: A quorum.
Number of PhDs who came to hear the reading: 6.
Number of PhDs who showed up after the actual reading ended and admitted they'd gone drinking instead: Too many.
Number of faculty members invited: All.
Number of faculty members present: 0.
Number of large animal balloons: 2.
Age of youngest attendee in weeks: 6.
Percentage actually consumed of 2 Buck Chuck bought: 25.
Fraction of Keg #1 Albertson's bothered to fill with beer: 1/5.
Percentage devoured of Joe's custard conconction: 100.
Average height of fiction writer plus party hat: 6'5''.
Set of songs Barach, Haines and I all know: Nil plus Beatles.
Final Score: Poets 4, Fictioneers 4. A draw. Rematch required.
1 comment:
Wait. I thought the poets won. We're shorter. But we can drink more. Didn't we win?
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