Congratulations to me...

...I'm a teenager. Now I'll finally be able to drive, go to parties, and maybe even live on my own!

This is to say that I feel like I'm regressing. I feel about seventeen. Except that at seventeen I didn't have to read Milton and the Malleus Malleficarum (the Witch's Hammer*) although I did learn about the MM in the course of my "so goth" paper on witch trials for Mr. Moltz.

*That got me Irvinating the title and wondering whether a Witch's Hummer could possibly exist--would any pagan buy a Hummer or is that just crazy?